Fuck appropriateness.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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