Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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