I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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