Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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