I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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