My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
North Korea, Best Korea!
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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