Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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