? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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