Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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