All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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