Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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