to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
operation harelip BJ is a go
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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