I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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