i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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