I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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