it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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