I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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