I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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