he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
