i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize