Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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We have so much sex to catch up on
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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