Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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