Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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