I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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