You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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