You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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