I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
