Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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