This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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