went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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