There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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