CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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