My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
My vagina is officially offended.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
