oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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