I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Congratulations! We have a period
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