4 words: hood of his car
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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