Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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