Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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