and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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