i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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