some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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