Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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