so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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