I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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