Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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