Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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