u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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