Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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