They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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