You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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