I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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