Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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