We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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