Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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