I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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